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Lean Demotivational Poster


KIDS -


TAGS: one huge mess to clean
Rating: 4.12/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:26 am
Ah, I do feel this person's pain--- 5 extra strenght advils for you!
Barry6Entai - May 3, 2011, 10:28 pm
I hear those stains come right out with the blood of three year olds.


Personality Disorder -


TAGS: lazy personality clean disorder mariand
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 18, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thanks guys... Missy, I know you love cleaning... you are so subtile ;)
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 11:34 pm
5 Kirby demo's
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:20 pm
Multiple personalities aren't so bad, but compulsive cleaners are nuts. 5L
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:09 pm
Love it when you drop by...miss ya!
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:06 pm
If she finds it, send the 5L bugger over to my place!


AH THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When women accepted their natural place




HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?


TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a ***y potato


MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... - See, she cleaned your jar for you... And turned on your night light... Sweet dreams, my darling.


TAGS: see she cleaned your jar for you
Rating: 3.41/5

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Chef - May 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Thanks... I won't stoop to low humor... see, no blenders!
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:00 am
Twisted.... so i love it. Nice work Chef
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:52 am
I'm in awe. 5L


HEY -


TAGS: computer stethescope doctor dyson ballcleaner
Rating: 4.72/5

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rerun - August 20, 2011, 8:44 am

better keep him away from thr ball cleaners on the golf course.
NattieexP - August 20, 2011, 7:34 am
lol :P 5L


HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


THE INTERNET -




ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.


TAGS: zoo animals job position clean
Rating: 4.65/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:31 pm
well done, I like your comment better than my text
Owlzrule - January 25, 2012, 9:30 pm
That is a smelly position


MODERN MAN TIP -


TAGS: modern man tip clean crimescene
Rating: 4.38/5

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firedog911 - January 30, 2011, 9:14 am
All bets off when that b**** asks for a "manwich"!


FISHING RULES -




KITCHEN DUTY -


TAGS: cleaning wife organize clutzy husband
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:30 am
LOL


THE LAST GUY - is correct.




HOW DO I DO IT? - I use Fire!


TAGS: fire doris clean humor
Rating: 2.2/5

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50 Cent - September 27, 2008, 10:36 am
I make my b**** do it.
Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 11:26 pm
I was going to say "gumption" and "sticktoitedness" but fire is also an acceptable varient.


WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN -


TAGS: dirty clean junk flamethrower funny
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 2:19 am
Hope you destroyed every one of those fu**in' teeny pieces of Lego! Thousands of feet offer you 5L in gratitude!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2013, 11:28 pm
Looks like the room on the left got hit by a short, squealing, two legged tornado. Those things are like lawnmowers. Get one cranked up and you have a day's work ahead of you.
Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 6:15 pm

If I could vote 5,000,000 Lions I would. As the only person who cleans ANYTHING in my house, I've had that 'flamethrower moment' more than a few times.


HARD WORK = CUTER WIFE -


TAGS: work cute cooking cleaning dusting wife
Rating: 4.6/5

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thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:32 pm
I gotta try them things.


I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS -


TAGS: clean before the cleaning lady
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - August 4, 2012, 11:12 am

I remember my mom cleaning before the maid showed up.


Patience -




Clean Energy - everybody wants it -




PHYDEAUX -




BILLBOARDS - Aren't usually this ticklish




PARTY POOPERS! - Too much "clean-up" work after the parade so the following year they cancelled it!




SENSE: THIS PICTURE MAKES NONE -


TAGS: jedi toucan vacuum cleaner sense none
Rating: 2.55/5

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TheBarnShark - May 12, 2010, 12:48 am
Spacedog FTW! That is shear genius.
spacedog - December 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
The dust mites are easy to scare, but they will be back in greater numbers.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
LAUGH, this poster makes none!


BAD NEWS - on the doorstep i couldn't take one more step


TAGS: american pie mcclean
Rating: 4.92/5

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Reality Lord - February 3, 2013, 12:04 pm

....and we were singing.... bye byee miss american pieeeee
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2012, 10:49 pm
That explains a lot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2012, 10:48 pm
But I knew I was out of luck, the day, the music died.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2012, 10:22 pm

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
Uthon - October 14, 2012, 3:28 am
Man I dig those rhythm and blueueueuesss.
ughomer - October 13, 2012, 8:54 am
You both kicked off your shoes...
Reality Lord - October 13, 2012, 1:04 am

Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
GaryO - October 12, 2012, 10:32 pm
Children, yer playin’ a song I know….but I was more of a Big Bopper fan…..chantily lace…that’s the music that died for me……5Ls of memory…d***.
Greeny - October 12, 2012, 9:29 pm
I'm a lonely little Petunia in an Onion patch...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 7:33 pm
Do you believe in rock 'n roll? Can music save your mortal soul? Can you teach me how to dance....real slow?
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm

Did you write the book of love And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so?
spacedog - October 12, 2012, 6:52 pm
singin' this'll be the day that I die...
ughomer - October 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
Singin' this'll be the day that I die...
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 5:19 pm

Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey in Rye
Airman - October 12, 2012, 5:01 pm
bye bye Miss American Pie drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
crankyhead - October 12, 2012, 4:50 pm
...and they were 5inging...
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 4:25 pm

i can't remember if i cried when i read about his widowed bride. something touched me deep inside....the day....the music....died


THEY WERE SINGIN' . . . . . - BYE-BYE UGLY BILLBOARDS UP HIGH


TAGS: ode to don mclean
Rating: 4.82/5

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ughomer - October 31, 2012, 12:02 pm
Air ~ seemed like the right thing to do at the time. Thanks!
Airman - October 31, 2012, 12:01 pm
that's pretty clever


HONOR -




WOMAN FANTASY -


TAGS: two men cook clean mariand
Rating: 4.67/5

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carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:42 pm
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - February 29, 2012, 10:18 pm
If a man does some of the chores for his woman, she won't be as tired and therefore more likely to be in the mood, if you know what I mean
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:46 pm
OK... a joke says, that women's fantasy is, to have two men at once... One cleaning...One cooking.


USE A KICK-STAND. - Arab Spring




Optimism -


TAGS: new orleans italy flooding thames point of view
Rating: 3.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:21 am
Er... well, it's because.... I was homeschooled? :-D
RetiredUSNChief - December 10, 2013, 11:26 pm
Er...ITALY calls it the "Thames"? I thought that was England? When did Italy move to England? Did they change "London" to "Venice"? :):)


BRAZIL'S OLYMPIC CLEAN-UP - GOOD, GOOD, Batman is on the case.




DRY CLEANING - It has its passionate devotees and its bitter enemies.




GANGSTA LEAN - Matters more to some than others


TAGS: airforce gangsta lean
Rating: 1.81/5

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Bdelurey - January 30, 2012, 9:40 pm
F117A.... somebody got non. rec.ed for promotion
ProfessorMohawk - July 30, 2011, 9:42 am
oh, not good


DON'T BE A SPONGE -


TAGS: don t be a sponge clean
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - February 3, 2012, 10:40 pm
scary true, but I can laugh now....they're gone BRU5A5A5A5A5A
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:47 pm
ROFL ...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:57 am
Job Time.


EMPLOYEES HYGIENE -




INCONTINENCE -




SNAKE CLEANING - Always best to use a hard bristle brush to wash of the old scales.




SPRING CLEANING - Wouldn't you rather watch someone else do it?!




NEW ORLEANS SAINTS -




DEATH BECOMES HER -


TAGS: monument gravesite visited cleaned
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 17, 2012, 10:52 pm
Good Halloween sentiments, Spacedog.
gas - October 16, 2012, 7:28 pm
ehehe


any beer company -


TAGS: clean up isle 6
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - May 5, 2014, 6:17 pm
I kinda like the take. I'd have gone with something along the lines of "they keep the Clydesdales for a reason."
maoworks2 - May 5, 2014, 10:36 am
30 Dollars For The Beer And You Get A One Dollar T-shirt.


There Was a Time -


TAGS: spring cleaning old useless
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 20, 2014, 8:05 pm
The way I see it, a comb-over, knee replacement and union suits with easy access zippers will only delay but not stop the inevitable...
lgvernon - February 20, 2014, 1:14 pm

A little upholstery, some new springs, a nice cushion~~voila!~~brand new, only to face rejection again in about 20 years.
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:48 am
well.......crap


Clean Energy Technology -




Dry Clean Only -




tombstones -


TAGS: billy mays oxiclean tombstone
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 30, 2013, 10:32 am
Hah! Nobody grates me more than the deceased Billy Maze!


Housekeeping -




OMG -


TAGS: heaven hell quotes dirty clean
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 30, 2014, 12:13 am
I leave mine dirty. Once you wash it the 1st time it seems to become a nasty habit...teehee.
Oldsod - May 29, 2014, 5:45 pm
Thought about washing mine the other day, but fear that, once the dirt is gone, I'll be afoot...


GET WELL SOON -


TAGS: sick clean internet cards guests
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - February 2, 2013, 11:18 am
hehehe...good idea...not that I encourage laziness ;)


Abstain -




OLD AGE -


TAGS: lean into it
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - January 26, 2013, 11:55 am
Yes, solace. syn; single malt
Greeny - January 26, 2013, 10:42 am
I find solace in the wisdom attained - 5


JUST A MATTER OF TIME -




all we have -


TAGS: napolean pedro vote for him
Rating: 4.6/5

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spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:21 pm
Heh, I guess he got that time machine to work.


Cleanliness vs. Godliness -




MOTIFAKE MODERATOR PUSH BROOM - KEEPS THIS SITE CLEAN


TAGS: push broom sweeps clean
Rating: 4.58/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 26, 2012, 6:05 pm
Crap! I gave you a 4l I think... was meant to be 5... bloody sensitive touchscreen... sorry bout that, but thanks for the lol, nice one


LEANING FORWARD - Just remember that some decisions are hard to take back




Cleanliness -


TAGS: twilight zone ocd clean freaks dust
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:33 am
Far effing out!
falloutghoul - July 22, 2013, 8:29 am
And thus, the mystery is solved! ....Or IS IT?!


PIG RACE -




CSI Clean -




THIS IS PISA!!! -




DIET COKE WITH LEMON -




JESUS -


TAGS: august challenge jesus bats cleanup
Rating: 3.52/5

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star5e - January 4, 2010, 4:33 am
Looks like Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore, Maryland


So much blood -




MR. MOTIFAKE YOU'RE A PIG! -




REMINDER FOR MR. MOTIPIG -




SOMEONES'S GOTTA CLEAN 'EM -




WRONG - place wrong time


TAGS: window cleaner twin towers 911 wrong
Rating: 3.33/5

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Chopperliscious - May 12, 2009, 5:01 am
Awww thank Kev - someone appreciates the blood, sweat and tears I put into this site! Heheheee
Kevsha - May 7, 2009, 2:39 pm
awwww.... Bobby chin, you is a douche
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 8:50 am
No chopping there - straight cgi courtesy of the movie, Postal.
Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:29 am
Wrong site. Ph**ochopped is down the hall and to the left.


KATRINA II -


TAGS: katrina new orleans mardi gras
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - March 16, 2009, 11:55 pm
Perhaps they're developing a new port for the Amistad?
Cubbybear - March 14, 2009, 1:22 am
Jindal will close the city before he does that
Mark - March 13, 2009, 11:41 pm
And if this were to happen we would just build a bigger and better chocolate city...this time even farther below sea level. So far that no stinking hurricane will ever reach it. I think I could apply for a job as a City Planner in Louisiana.


CLEAN WATER ACT -




MOTIFAKERS' PARTIES - AT THE END OF EACH ONE IT'S HARD TO CLEAN UP.




BRAZIL'S OLYMPIC CLEAN-UP - Way to go! You wouldn't see this in "CHICAGO" They would've dumped him in the "LAKE".




JESUS JUST LEFT CHICAGO -




DON'T HOLD THE VACUUM CLEANER HOSE - Up To Your Eye To Try To Spot The Clog


TAGS: don t hold the vacuum cleaner hose
Rating: 2.5/5
Eh? - March 10, 2009, 7:59 pm
Not a vacuum cleaner, but crouzon syndrome. Leave the poor guy alone.
NREEEOW - January 1, 2009, 12:34 pm
You sir, are a DING DONG
Anonymous - December 8, 2008, 9:30 am
Umm... that's not why he looks like that. I've seen his High School picture and his mug sh**. He's just that freaky looking.


GLASS HOUSES - will make even the messiest people want to look organized


TAGS: glass houses living clean tessthecat tess
Rating: 1.63/5

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aerofiend - May 25, 2009, 9:34 pm
Also, put your pants back on.


Let It Snow -


TAGS: snow clean up shovel driveway canada quote
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 15, 2016, 10:11 am
and down yours...now we're shoveling! :~)
mizzdizz - August 15, 2016, 3:39 am
....like I have the right to grammar Nazi anybody... chuckle, chuckle
concern3 - August 15, 2016, 3:23 am
Up yours
MissPriss - August 14, 2016, 11:14 am
Yikes! Missed "time" but the smart ones still got it teehee thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - August 14, 2016, 6:57 am
...or a California driveway! Yes, we actually get some of the deepest snowfalls around. LOL!!!! Very funny Prissy! ^!


Linus on Hoarders -


TAGS: linus hoarders clean watch episodes
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 3:27 pm
Those guys are baaaad! My house is so much cleaner after watching that show! LOL! At the same time, I hope at least some of them get the help they need! Excellent! Totally relatable! 5L


housework -




SURPRISE HOUSE GUESTS -




Judging -




SECOND LINE -


TAGS: new orleans second line parade
Rating: 4.5/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 6:42 am
come outa the closet, Cloudy!
Cloudy - May 30, 2015, 3:54 am
If that is so, there should be furries in that ph**o


NatureMaid -




BLACK HOLES -




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